September 22nd, 2020
September 22nd, 2020
22 Sept 2020 · page 1022 of 1306

just gals not being pals at all actually


Gonna skip next update as I need to time to prep a Kickstarter for this here book :O 

Cast: Benjamin Thackerey, Heinrich Wolfe, Jack O'Malley, Nicola Barber, Nyree

Comments (113)

  • Liz 6 years ago archived


    I believe a ship has just set sail

    • SjSmith 6 years ago archived

      Oh yes. Ship sailed, Just Kiss already ladies.

      • Sanjay Merchant 6 years ago archived

        Seems just a trifle soon for that. I don't think we've even finished pulling up anchor yet.

        • Barbara Slough 6 years ago archived

          Well, the ship hasn't sailed yet, but provisions are being loaded.

  • ayline 6 years ago archived

    "Why are the witches laughing?" no idea Ben, none at all.

  • Tea 6 years ago archived

    I ship it harder.

  • Composer 99 6 years ago archived

    Panel four has two faces that launched a thousand ships.


    Also, we now know that Nyree wasn't just [being facetious earlier](https://www.widdershinscomic.com/wdshn/july-21st-2020 "https://www.widdershinscomic.com/wdshn/july-21st-2020"). I mean, we already knew, but it's nice to have it confirmed.

    • risky 6 years ago archived

      I'd give one or perhaps several usds to see what panel 4 looks like in Mallovision, although maybe it wouldn't look so different, given the vibrant glow around Nico's expression.

    • Phil 6 years ago archived

      Huh, she never got her shoes though apparently!

      • Composer 99 6 years ago archived

        If she's staying for a few days, she'll probably be getting "City" and his friends to help her get some.

    • John 6 years ago archived

      Well, at the time I said I would wait until Nyree and Nicola met before shipping them. They have met, and I now ship them.

    • Phlebas 6 years ago archived

      Or at least that she's consistently facetious. But yeah, she definitely appears to be flirting here.

  • miniplane 6 years ago archived

    oh my goodness i don't think we've ever seen nicola so expressive! wonder what that's about!

    • JWLM 6 years ago archived

      Oh, dear.

  • Sturzkampf 6 years ago archived

    The Shameless Hussy!

    • Composer 99 6 years ago archived

      I know, right? I can't believe she has the nerve to show that much emotion while acting in her official capacity of police officer!


      ;)

  • Sturzkampf 6 years ago archived

    Is it a universal rule that when a Barber meets their life partner it's always inauspicious? Wonder how Nora and Geoff met?

    • Radiance 6 years ago archived

      Or how Florrie met What's-His-Face.


      (Really, what is his face?)

      • JWLM 6 years ago archived

        I think that there's a question about whether that meeting would follow the standard pathway. It's entirely possible that Florrie's husband isn't her life partner, just a convenient route to wealth and luxury.

        • szbnahl 6 years ago archived

          Given that he doesn't get invited to the big family meeting in Find the Lady and Florrie's perfectly happy to be courted by Wolfe, I'd lay decent odds that you're right.


          Alternatively: there isn't a Mr de Montfort and Florrie just needed an excuse as to where her money came from, because it's actually all from darstadly crimes.

          • JWLM 6 years ago archived

            #2 is my new head-canon. "Florence, Scourge of the London Social Scene"!

          • Bobismeisbob 6 years ago archived

            OK I didn't guess crimes but I had also guessed the "he doesn't exist" possibility. The crime part makes it so much better :D

        • A C 6 years ago archived

          For that matter, didn't women formerly pass themselves off as widows or married for various reasons - excuse a child born out of wedlock being a big one, but I suspect Widdershins' world has a lot less of the sexual double standard than ours in the corresponding year of... 1835ish.


          So. If her husband doesn't exist, why claim he does? I can think of a few.


          A. She's a Lady in her own right for some reason, and she pretends a husband exists to keep off fortune hunters. Alternatively, she's a widow, and doesn't want fortune hunters to grab her husband's fortune.


          B. Still keeping away fortune hunters, but faking the title.


          C. If her husband's parents were huge about him carrying on the family line, say - Nicola and Harry's parents have been a bit odd about homosexuality (calling Nicola's partners good friends, complaining Harry is too masculine) - then perhaps Florrie's a beard for her husband?


          D. Florrie and her husband are best friends, and married for convenience - Florrie wanted her parents to stop nagging her, he's asexual, say.


          E. Some other combination of above

          • JWLM 6 years ago archived

            The running joke among the commentariat here has been that she's his beard. Of course, there's utterly no evidence to support that claim, but since everybody seems to want to ship her and Wolfe, it's perfectly within the rules to make things up to support that.

          • Bobismeisbob 6 years ago archived

            I'm not sure if the year is any better than ours was or just the few people we've met are.

      • Sturzkampf 6 years ago archived

        I suspect Eddie and Cat’s first meeting ended with him getting knocked out.

        • JWLM 6 years ago archived

          Cat grabs his beard, yanks his head down, and then slaps him so hard that she knocks him out.


          This is my new head-canon

          • Moe Lane 6 years ago archived

            ...Only if she was trying to do something completely different, like keep from overbalancing on an ice slick while trying to retrieve an airborne bottle of whiskey.

          • Sturzkampf 6 years ago archived

            Pretty much SOP whenever I offer to buy a lady a drink, except I have no beard.

      • John 6 years ago archived

        According to the Barber family tree his name is Francis De montfort. I think his first name has never been mentioned in the strip (not even in the Q&A bits between the chapters). I think the only other things we know about him are that he is rich and he is married to Florrie.

    • Ike 6 years ago archived

      I'm betting Nora met Mr Fenton in quite the ordinary way.

  • Bardificer 6 years ago archived

    I keep thinking it's a gun!

    • Rolan7 6 years ago archived

      Me too! I was caught up in how scandalous the situation was, but took another look when I realized how strange it would be for Nicola to draw a pistol over it.

  • Jennie 6 years ago archived

    Nyree is my favourite character ever.

  • Shannon 6 years ago archived

    That "sniff" in panel 1... can she smell the gay attraction??

    • Pearle 6 years ago archived

      Who needs witch sense when we all heard Nicky's heart skip a beat

    • Kate A 6 years ago archived

      more like she's realising the fire smell is nicola- she absolutely doesn't need witch senses to figure the rest out

      • Bobismeisbob 6 years ago archived

        Neither does Wolfe :D

        (need a bigger grin emoji)

      • wilddeath 6 years ago archived

        Aw man. I thought for sure the suprised face + sniff was her getting a wiff of wolfe for the first time. We know hes alot to take in visually, id imagine its the same smell wise.

  • Time Sage 6 years ago archived

    Women wearing masculine suits and in the work force and homosexuality are OK but bare knees are scandalous?.... Can I move to this timeline please? It seems like it'll be so much better by modern day.

    • TachyonCode 6 years ago archived

      I'll have myself an order of body length robes for masculine folks, while we're at it.

      • LiterallyJustSomeGuy 6 years ago archived

        Personally, I am a fan of how common it is for people to wear vests. Sign me up, too, please!

    • Kactus 6 years ago archived

      I'm gay for this timeline

    • raven0ak 6 years ago archived

      kinda victorian era,out of fantasy setting you would have though mind that christian influence was heavy,like extremely heavy

  • BCB 6 years ago archived

    Nicola: Nuh uh! You don't know what I'm feeling! I can just lie about my feelings and no one will know because no one can see inside my head!

    Nyree: Well, I'm a witch, so....

    • Sanjay Merchant 6 years ago archived

      "True. I can't see inside your head."

      • Lucien Stardust 6 years ago archived

        Mal: Heh.

  • Hogan 6 years ago archived

    Someone apperantly not used to be on the defense it that game XD

    Nyree is just the perfect social Troll, and Mall for sure knows whats going on :D

  • Sorlian 6 years ago archived

    Nicola, you make it so easy. Nyree is going to have a field day. Though if you want an island getaway... wink

  • pingo1387 6 years ago archived

    This page has me laughing out loud, oh my god 😂

  • Tikatu 6 years ago archived

    I love the way Wolfe, ever the peacemaker, gets shoved out of the way.

  • Emily 6 years ago archived

    Somehow it doesn't surprise me that Nicola's response to this situation is to go "SHE'S INDECENT AND INFURIATING AND I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO HER EVEN A LITTLE BIT, NO WAY, ABSOLUTELY NOT, STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!"

    • JWLM 6 years ago archived

      I thought it was more like "Oh, my God, knees....I mean, that's indecent! People will be offended by your...wonderful...knees."

      • Sal 6 years ago archived

        lol Back in those days, ankles were lewd. Ever see victorian swimwear? XD

        • Moe Lane 6 years ago archived

          True, but this is early Victorian: the era of Flashman and ebbing licentiousness. Women still had visible arms and cleavage. Lord knows how that all works out in the Widdershins universe, mind you. :)

          • SjSmith 6 years ago archived

            True enough, you have an active Woman on the police force...In PANTS. Men in that age would have fainted at the thought of women actually wearing pants.

          • CoughingFrog 6 years ago archived

            Not actually Victorian era yet, this is early to mid 1830s (not sure about the exact date in the comic) Victoria didn't become queen until July of 37 so this is still the reign of her Uncle William IV, and she is merely heir presumptive. Several characters have made references to the King though no name for said king has been given. The Princess that Harry tackled in "Vanishing Act" was most likely Victoria, though again I don't believe her name was actually used at any point.

            • Moe Lane 6 years ago archived

              That's true, but [the Crown Princess] did say 'not quite yet,' which I'm gonna guess means the year could be anywhere from '35 to '38. I wonder what scholars call the period between the Regency and Victorian eras.

    • Bert Cornelissen 6 years ago archived

      "B-bb- baka!"

    • Rayndel 6 years ago archived

      And there's this lovely bit from a previous Q&A about an ideal spouse.

      • AJ 6 years ago archived

        Nobody ever actually wants what they say they want.

        • tlh-in-tlh 6 years ago archived

          Ooor, they don't realize they've got it when they get it...

  • LiterallyJustSomeGuy 6 years ago archived

    Nicola! That is not how you treat an emissary from a far-off land! Such intolerance for other people's cultures! pffft!


    I all the expressions here, especially the laughing witches!

    • Bobismeisbob 6 years ago archived

      She needs to show her knees back in welcome ;D

      • BrokenEye 6 years ago archived

        For god's sake, man! Children might be reading this!

  • JWLM 6 years ago archived

    This is an ill-starred love affair, though. There are two possible outcomes: Capt. Barber follows Nyree to the anchor or they separate. (Nyree can't stay in Widdershins, and it would take an immense amount of coordination to get Nyree to Widdershins, since she can't open the City Witch's door and Mal can't open the Island Witch's door.)

    • DanSch 6 years ago archived

      Nicola implied earlier in the comic that her last relationship ended because her previous partner "needed someone to live for her", which Nicola couldn't provide. With that in mind and everything else we've seen of her, I think that she is very independent and needs time for herself (and her work). She is definitely not the kind of person who needs someone hovering around her all the time.

      As for Nyree, we haven't seen as much of her, but she seems to get by on her own!


      In a way, Mal will be standing between them, considering they'll have to pass through his door to see each other. Nudging Nicola ever more to having to get to terms with him :D


      Edit: "Source"

      [https://www.widdershinscomi...](https://www.widdershinscomic.com/wdshn/march-31st-2015 "https://www.widdershinscomic.com/wdshn/march-31st-2015")

      • Moe Lane 6 years ago archived

        :narrowed eyes:


        Ah, yes. The hinges.

    • Ghostdanser 6 years ago archived

      So...take a deep breath...close your eyes...and try to picture Capt. Barber going native.

      • JWLM 6 years ago archived

        I've got a great imagination, and...no. Just no.

  • tallhyperboy 6 years ago archived

    I see, she didn't smell burning, that was smoldering.

    • BrokenEye 6 years ago archived

      There are definitely a few sparks between them

      • Darkoneko Hellsing 6 years ago archived

        a bushfire ?

  • Anne-US 6 years ago archived

    I get the impression in panel 1 that Nyree is being overwhelmed by Wolfe's presumably strong smelling aura (mixed with a bit of burning, of course).

    • chicgeek 6 years ago archived

      Now I wanna see Nyree 'innocently' flirt with Wolfe, while steam comes out of the Captain's ears.

  • Desu 6 years ago archived

    Nicola: 'She makes me so angry I want to kiss her- I mean kick her!'


    Heh, this ship is going to be make the next few pages so fun (─‿‿─)♡

  • Kactus 6 years ago archived

    and Nyree won't misunderstand when Nicola is busy with work but still loves her :O

  • KipOfTheMany 6 years ago archived

    Here comes another ship!

  • robertskitch 6 years ago archived

    I don't know about dinner, but this comic is delicious to read.

  • Sanjay Merchant 6 years ago archived

    The Flirt is strong with this one.

  • TK G 6 years ago archived

    I just want to say, Wolfe's face in that last panel is the funniest thing I've seen in a while in general. It's equal parts 'oh god I'm going to die in the crossfire' and 'I'm in Danger!' Captain Barber explodes. This is grade A meme material for sure.

  • Sanjay Merchant 6 years ago archived

    To quote Mrs. Slocombe: "You have terribly exciting knees!"

  • McColl34 6 years ago archived

    The only thing indecent here is how much Nyree is enjoying this! She's having far too much fun!

  • auronblidook 6 years ago archived

    Pff this is great.

  • Bugle 6 years ago archived

    So anyone else notice you can't actually see her knees?

    • Sturzkampf 6 years ago archived

      But you can almost see her knees, and that’s even worse

      • Overkillengine 6 years ago archived

        Absolute knee territory! Scandalous!

        • kuku 6 years ago archived

          I lived for two years in a place where seeing a woman's knees was scandalous, and by the end I was sort of shocked by my own knees.

          • tlh-in-tlh 6 years ago archived

            I get you; In non-plague times, I spend several weekends and one week a year in 14th century European clothes for a hobby; by the end of any of them, I feel really weird letting my hair show in public.

    • Astroknots 6 years ago archived

      under-knee. v. suggestive. fans self

  • Fairportfan 6 years ago archived

    Oh - so that's what trolls look like in the WIdderverse...

  • Tsapki Perez 6 years ago archived

    One more comment like that and I worry Nicola will explode with enough force to take out the block.

  • DataProwler Netizen 6 years ago archived

    I wonder what sudden enamoring smells like...

    • Norman Perrin 6 years ago archived

      Lavender, cinnamon and oregano.

  • The Sidhekin 6 years ago archived

    So … how long do you all reckon it'll take before the Captain buys Indecent that dinner?

  • Luces 6 years ago archived

    Yeah, Kickstarter!

  • Nathalie FitzSimons 6 years ago archived

    I'm astonished at the prescience of my fellow audience members calling out how Nicola would call out the short skirt & how all of the high school dress codes would be proven right by said short skirt being "too distracting" for our noble policewoman.

    Also Nyree is at peak Henry Barber in panel 4.

  • Verfor99 6 years ago archived

    oh? oh ho?

  • Seamus 6 years ago archived

    YESSSS

  • Crystal Smith 6 years ago archived

    ohhhhhhhhh lmao right i forget this takes place in the past lmao "THE WHOLE STREET CAN SEE YOUR KNEES"

  • billydaking 6 years ago archived

    Mal going to find a chair and some popcorn for this unexpected cherry on top of a surprising day.

  • theophenes 6 years ago archived

    This is a fairly explosive variant of romantic chemistry.

  • Evan Robinson 6 years ago archived

    She's just a hunk, a hunk of burning love

  • Composer 99 6 years ago archived

    Mal next update:

  • Nuuni Nuunani 6 years ago archived

    People who are able to smell emotions are dangerous! XD

  • BCB 6 years ago archived

    Take all the time you need!

  • Fairportfan 6 years ago archived

    Where did Nyree learn her English? She's fairly idiomatic.


    (I always figured Phix the sphinx in Wapsi Square learnt hers from British ORs in Egypt}

    • Moe Lane 6 years ago archived

      Spirit of Understanding. Smells like dried grass and lampblack.

  • Theynamok 6 years ago archived

    Oh lord that last panel! Priceless.

  • Darkoneko Hellsing 6 years ago archived

    oh my gawwwd hahahahaha


    (even O'Malley is snerking from the side)

  • SjSmith 6 years ago archived

    Actually going to call it here: Nicola Barber, Police officer and the Biggest Lesbian Tsundere this side of the English Channel.

  • Benjamin Soprovich 6 years ago archived

    I think Nyree is my favourite character yet.

  • Archangel 6 years ago archived

    I ship it.

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