More Bonus Stuff!
More Bonus Stuff!
6 Sept 2019 · page 926 of 1306

More Q&As next week! I've already put the next chapter's cover up on Patreon for donors to see early, sign up for as little as $1 a month to have a look!

If you liked this chapter, please consider backing the Kickstarter for the print version, which passed its goal but is still going! Go have a look, we have books, high-resolution PDFs, Fourth Anchor Society pins, hand-sketched bookplates, all kinds of fun Widdershins goodies, and if we make it past £10k I'll add in some of Eliza's notes as book-exclusive extras!




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Thanks again y'all, Widdershins will return on September 17th with the next volume: Witch Hunt!

Comments (56)

  • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

    Today's targeted advert on Widdershins = funeral directors. Thank you so much.

    • Archangel 7 years ago archived

      I'm getting prescription glasses. So jealous.

      • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

        It's been [Videogamer.com](http://Videogamer.com "Videogamer.com") for me every time I've visited in recent memory. Though I'm opted out of every targeted ad service I could find, so that might just be what this site defaults to when no targeting data is available. People who read web-comics also being gamers seems like a pretty safe bet to me, demographics-wise.

        • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

          Accepting that adverts are a necessary evil in exchange for free content, I'd rather have directed ads that might actually be of some interest. At my age you expect ads for funeral directors and gentlemen's incontinence pads. I do, however, object to the assumption that all sixty-year-old white British males regard Genghis Khan as a dangerous pinko, so I'lI want to see ads for the Brexit party conference.

          • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

            Accepting that ads are a necessary evil and begrudgingly tolerating their presence (within reason) is as far as I'm willing to go. I'm not gonna click on them anyway, regardless of how "personalized" they've deluded themselves into believing they are, so they might as well keep their algorithms to themselves.

            • Kate A 7 years ago archived

              extremely fair. i keep getting ads for lasik, which i don't need because i already had it, so they're not exactly pinpoint accurate yet.

              • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

                I hope you mean the ads. It'd suck if the Lasik surgery wasn't accurate.

                • Kate A 7 years ago archived

                  the laser did actually fail to fire for one eye so round 1 wasn't super-accurate tbh

                  • JWLM 7 years ago archived

                    Actually, the ad worked exactly as intended: you mentioned it to another group of people. That was the best investment the ad agency ever made.

                    • Kate A 7 years ago archived

                      except i neither remembered nor passed on the name of the place in question :V

            • Andy Nguyen 7 years ago archived

              Personally I go for the AdBlock + Patreon combo: more money for the creator, less money and data for the ad giants. Unfortunately not everyone can afford that, though =/

            • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

              And today. Dietary supplements to combat joint pain. Also advert for laptop computer that I do not object to at all.

              • Archangel 7 years ago archived

                If they were really accurate, I'd get nothing but porn ads.

        • GristleMcNerd 7 years ago archived

          I'ma blame that for the deodorant ad I'm getting, then :D

  • Mez ♿ 7 years ago archived

    Roast Sesh 🔥🔥🔥

  • Darkoneko Hellsing 7 years ago archived

    the takings in the... tills ?

    • Kate A 7 years ago archived

      the money in the apothecary's till :)

      • Darkoneko Hellsing 7 years ago archived

        ooooh

    • Phlebas 7 years ago archived

      You might call it a cash register?

      • billydaking 7 years ago archived

        Cash?

  • Nah 7 years ago archived

    Huh, I wonder if she was just nearest where greed hit or if that's the one she's most susceptible to. Love these questions and the answers!

    • Heylir 7 years ago archived

      If one looks at the map, then yes, greed was the nearest one to Swift's shop.

    • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

      Yeah, I think if it went strictly by "Which are you most vulnerable to" I would think Envy (she hates being shut out of Knowing Important Things) or Wrath ("THE WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IS ROTTEN AND SHOULD BE TORN DOWN!") would've won out.

      • Emily 7 years ago archived

        I was half-expecting her to say she'd been part of the Wrath-induced mob at the Gibbet Street station. Although now that I think about it, the mob was calling for the prisoners to be hanged, and even under the influence of Wrath I think she would remember how her best friend feels about that.

        • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

          I could see her staging a counter-protest. Which might be a rival mob or might be just her alone brandishing weaponry.

          • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

            Hell, I could see Eliza staging a counter protest by herself even without supernatural influences.

      • Wyvern 7 years ago archived

        I would've guessed Pride. Not the self-absorbed sort of pride like Will, but the "I'm the smartest person in the room, and I know it" sort.

        • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

          Actually, yeah, probably Pride would be her biggest weakness out of the 7. Though the smug passivity of literally dwelling on in one's reflection doesn't suit her well. The people have a right to know! Both the facts in question and that Eliza knew them first!

  • Desu 7 years ago archived

    I need a poster of Eliza's global destruction (the sheer epicness of it is epic)

  • Mez ♿ 7 years ago archived
    • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

      "I only got in because my parents are rich," or "I've been lying about my exam results"?


      (None of the characters visible on panel look like Will to me, but some are low-detail enough that the might not not be Will.)

      • Mez ♿ 7 years ago archived

        The one that's like "we're not doing the right thing but it's too late," he's not in the frame though.

  • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

    Ms Swift, have you never tried shooting the mountain anchor first? Or possibly experimenting with ribbons and gum?

    • Archangel 7 years ago archived

      How about a metal rod with a sharp point at one end? A globe can't be hard to pierce, and there's no risk of ricochet.

    • BrokenEye 7 years ago archived

      Ribbons and gum?

      • Sturzkampf 7 years ago archived

        Take a thin ribbon and use a little gum (that's glue, not chewing gum) and attach one end to Widdershins. Stretch the ribbon around the globe so it passes over Everest and then round back to Widdershins. Then mark of distances on the ribbon to locate the positions of the other two anchors. I've been trying this method to locate the fifth and sixth anchors, but with limited success.

  • Briar 7 years ago archived

    I'm wheezing over that last panel. Poor Knotty, all that tea...

  • Sanjay Merchant 7 years ago archived

    I AM BECOME ELIZA, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

  • BCB 7 years ago archived

    I laughed pretty hard at the fact that Parsley is rating people based on how easy they are to bite.

    • Tsapki Perez 7 years ago archived

      Cats are generally adorable, fluffy little sadists.

      • merbrat 7 years ago archived

        Beware: "5 of their 6 ends are pointy" -Calvin, about sleeping Hobbs

    • WhispereDreams 7 years ago archived

      Haha, yeah, I loved that too! Probably true of my cat too. I can never tell if they're love nips or leave-me-alone-and-just-be-my-heated-chair-while-I-nap-in-peace nips...

    • Tamira 7 years ago archived

      Soft and squishy, soft and squishy, sharp and pointy...

  • Radiance 7 years ago archived

    Heck, he only gave Knotty the tea so he could watch him spit-take.

  • ASTAPHE 7 years ago archived

    Make a hole with a gun perpendicular

    to the name of this town in a desktop globe

    exit wound in a foreign nation

    marking the home of the one this was written for

  • aaron 7 years ago archived

    Will really out here bein a bottom huh

  • Brendon 7 years ago archived

    will

    • Brendon 7 years ago archived

      i didn't hit send too fast this is all i wanted to say

  • Velgar 7 years ago archived

    Not that I was around back then, but considering the time period Widdershins most of the time showcases, would fancy globes really be something that's considered antique?

    • Kate A 7 years ago archived

      do not overthink the single panel joke, my friend

      • Velgar 7 years ago archived

        Why, I'd never...

        ...

        Stop doing that. :D

        I mean, I'm not saying it wasn't possible. Could be that the older globes are just more ley-line accurate than the modern "sciency ones". XD

  • Perrin Rynning 4 years ago archived

    I have a suggestion for Eliza. If nothing else, it might make her lectures a bit more popular.

    She'll need to introduce her globe-supplier to a certain local pastry-chef, and point to some Norwegian "ebelskievers".

    "Like those, but bigger. And you'll need to be able to frost them with as accurate a globe-pattern as possible."

    Or she might look up a confectioner, and ask for marshmallows or similar 'soft' stuff (still capable of retaining its shape at room temperature for at least an hour) the size of her head, dipped in some sort of sugar-frosting and, again, decorated with the most-accurate possible globe-pattern.

    If worse comes to worst, she can always hire tattoo-apprentices to practice drawing globes (WITHOUT inks) on the largest oranges, apples, and coconuts available...

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