July 9th, 2021
July 9th, 2021
9 Jul 2021 · page 1068 of 1306

That doesn't narrow it down, Rattaker

Cast: Patience Rattaker, Verity Cunningham

Comments (48)

  • Sturzkampf 5 years ago archived

    First switch! Mwahahahahahaha!!

    • Athaic 5 years ago archived

      That was just the light.

    • Ian Musgrave 5 years ago archived

      Needs a Girl Genius GIF

  • Phil 5 years ago archived

    Friday update! Whoo!


    "Damn near Anythin'" sounds ominous though...


    With what Pryce said about the 4th anchor being a big hole, or deep uncderground, I'm half expecting a transformation into a giant submarine or something.

    • CapriciousKupo 5 years ago archived

      Wouldn't it be awkward if the last Anchor was at the bottom of the Marianas Trench?

  • Magypsy 5 years ago archived

    If the anchor is in the middle of the ocean I feel bad for whoever the witch winds up being.

    • spas 5 years ago archived

      Lei is aiming to pay off her bad karma...

  • Nah 5 years ago archived

    Worst case scenario: Poor Lei who didn't even want magic suddenly becomes the chosen witch for this new anchor. (Sure it seemed like witches were born like that, but that was for established anchors. Who knows what happens when one pops up)

    • David Howard 5 years ago archived

      I estimate an above 50% chance the author knows. But being an author myself, knowing what happens to the end of the current arc is certainly not guaranteed. Sometimes I don't even know what will happen in the next 1000 words until it does :P

      • friendlymosquito 5 years ago archived

        Well if the author doesn't know, I'm sure at least the dice do :P

  • Moe Lane 5 years ago archived

    I just parsed 'Rattaker' as 'Rat-Taker' and now I'm wondering if that means anything. (Edit: 'Cunning-ham' is also rather descriptive, too.)

    • Roy Mumaw 5 years ago archived

      I mean last names used to be descriptive (I think the tradition was to help people know which "Jack" or "Peter" you were referring to, when there were multiple in the village).


      You have lineage names: Jackson (literally Jack's son), MacLeod (Son of Leod), O'Banon (Grandson of Banon), Olafsdottir (Daughter of Olaf).


      You have trade names: Smith, Baker, Miller, Carpenter, Rattaker (probably the local rat catcher)


      There are also descriptive names: Grossman ("big man"), Drinkwater (either poor or diabetic), Shaw (the person living next to the thicket)


      Cunningham appears to be the Anglicization of an Irish last name that indicates descent from a Scottish leader. Language is awesome!

      • Dud 5 years ago archived

        I must tell my friend Una Managementconsultantovna, she'll be fascinated.

  • D. Schwartz 5 years ago archived

    Damn. Pryce has himself a leashed mad scientist. For now.

  • rcalmy 5 years ago archived

    Meanwhile, up in the lounge both Lei and Thea are pumping out huge quantities of uncertainty. It's probably not enough to drown out the certainty of a literal boatload of idle rich, but it is the sort of ironic fly in the ointment that I'd worry about with this magic system.

    • JoyKillz 5 years ago archived

      On the other hand, strap verity with a miniaturized version and you could power widdershins' electrical grid at least half the time.

  • JWLM 5 years ago archived

    For SCIENCE!

    • Ian Musgrave 5 years ago archived

      I understood that reference [insert Captain America gif here]

  • BCB 5 years ago archived

    When you're certain, you can do anything?

    That sounds like Supernormal Step-verse magic. Time for a WDS SNS crossover?

  • DataProwler Netizen 5 years ago archived

    It's beautiful. It uses the rich as fuel.

    • Athaic 5 years ago archived

      Alas, certainty is just a by-product of the rich, not the actual rich people themselves, and they have an endless supply of that...

      Of course, one can dream the engine to be working outside specifications.

      • Glotos 5 years ago archived

        Is certainty an eighth deadly sin?


        ...Perhaps it is NOW...?

        • Athaic 5 years ago archived

          Oh, I'm sure a certain quadrupedal bird-like Sin has already dominion over an excess of certainty...

      • Sturzkampf 5 years ago archived

        But is the engine just skimming off the top, if you see what I mean, or is it draining all the certainty from everyone?

  • ShadeTail 5 years ago archived

    Finally back up to twice a week? This is a good sign. I hope the head-straightening has gone well. 😃

    • Skylark Landing 5 years ago archived

      I believe every other week gets a second update, assuming I read yesterday’s author note correctly.

  • Mel Orr 5 years ago archived

    Hmmm...an engine that runs on certainty? That sounds awfully familiar but I can't think of what exactly. My first thought is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's Heart of Gold with its Infinite Improbability Drive but that's not quite the same thing...

    • Fairportfan 5 years ago archived

      The IID runs on Brownian Motion.


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      And save early save often

    • Leigh Averett Owens 5 years ago archived

      Pretty sure some Orcs from some popular franchise with which I personally am not familiar and thus cannot think of the name have war machines that run on belief - as long as they BELIEVE they work, they do - which is, arguably, the same concept.

  • Dud 5 years ago archived

    Misplaced certainty is what drives ships slap bang into lighthouses...

    OTOH certainty, confidence is sexy; could be folks will be so preoccupied they won't even notice.

  • BaronHaynes 5 years ago archived

    Seems like the move would be to have a certainty engine and an uncertainty backup engine

    • Overkillengine 5 years ago archived

      Maybe that would work.

    • Jota 5 years ago archived

      That seems like a recipe for failure: if you have a backup, that just means that you're not sure the main one will be sufficient. Do you really want to be that uncertain about your own certainty engine?

      • BaronHaynes 5 years ago archived

        But if you're not sure, that's fuel for the backup engine. No matter how you, the crew, or the passengers feel, you've got juice.


        For true security, put an ambivalence engine right in the middle :)

    • The Sidhekin 5 years ago archived

      I don't think they make engines tough enough to safely harness uncertainty.


      … nor could anyone be bothered to figure out an apathy engine …

  • Velgar 5 years ago archived

    It's an Ork-engine.


    "Oi! I finks iz gonna work! I iz lotsa sure ov it!"

    • Fairportfan 5 years ago archived

      I didn't know there were female Igors.


      {She's obviously fairly young because she doesn't seem to have any cherished family hand-me-downs ... well, come to think, we can't see her wrists...}

      • Emily 5 years ago archived

        You must not have read Monstrous Regiment. (The term is Igorina, incidentally.)

        • Fairportfan 5 years ago archived

          Oh - right. I'd forgotten that one...

    • JoyKillz 5 years ago archived

      "Da Only way iz coul' be more sure be if wez strapped it wit lotza Dakka and made it RED! Problem is, It ain't on a good part of da kruiza fer it." - Mek Boy

  • Fairportfan 5 years ago archived

    She forgot the cackle and the tesla coils...

  • B.D 5 years ago archived

    ...she took off her Mad Science! goggles just to talk to her boss over her phone.

    • Darastrix 5 years ago archived

      Nah, she pushed them up on the last page to more effectively glare while yelling "What's yer problem?!" at the guy interrupting her fight of flirtation with Vee.

  • NovaCoru 5 years ago archived

    I'd say these two need to get a room already but they technically already have one.

  • Darkoneko Hellsing 5 years ago archived

    They didn't tell her it was impossible, so she went ahead and did it.

  • Composer 99 5 years ago archived

    They're headed for ludicrous speed.


    ("It's Good Intentions! She's gone *plaid*!")

  • BrokenEye 5 years ago archived

    Um... well, first off, good line, so credit where credit is due, but that doesn't actually answer the question.

  • Pearle 5 years ago archived

    Certainty only makes you THINK you can do anything. When you find out you can't it's a hell of a crash.

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