February 20th, 2018
February 20th, 2018
20 Feb 2018 · page 774 of 1306

Birds can't talk, dummy

Cast: Benjamin Thackerey, Heinrich Wolfe, Lei Feng, Sidney Malik, Verity Cunningham

Comments (60)

  • Tyler Shelton 8 years ago archived

    sniff... all he ever wanted...was to be loved

  • Ros 8 years ago archived

    Precious! You go Sid and Magepie! (not a typo ;))

  • caribouchat 8 years ago archived

    I don't know if this bird can talk or not, but they're really expressive in that last panel :)

    Go on, Sid, you're on the way to something great.

  • Eric 8 years ago archived

    I dunno, corvids are about as intelligent and vocally talented as parrots. I wouldn't bet that the magical magpie can talk, but I also wouldn't be willing to bet that it can't.


    I mean if the Hippo of happiness can talk, why wouldn't the magpie? Maybe it's just waiting for the O'Malley to show up so that formal introductions can be made.

    • Nonesuch 8 years ago archived

      Not every spirit is the same, I think.

      They differ in manifestation, power, and probably abilities.

    • Maria Gerasimova 8 years ago archived

      === I wouldn't bet that the magical magpie can talk, but I also wouldn't be willing to bet that it can't ===


      I think all the talkativeness went to Sid in this couple :)

      And all the passion to collect and own things went to Maggie.

    • Glotos 8 years ago archived

      Might talk better without the coin in its mouth. But that might be a magpie "monkey trap".

  • Hogan 8 years ago archived

    Sid... you are doing what so many people in our world should do think-understand-apologize-make up ... if you survive this you are my hero and ambassedor of humanity!

  • Nonesuch 8 years ago archived

    Gosh. ^_^ That's awfully sweet.


    Am I horrible for saying it reminds me of Vaarsuvius and Blackwing in Order of the Stick...? ^^;

    • Moe Lane 8 years ago archived

      No. The two situations are very similar.

    • eliot goldstein 8 years ago archived

      Yay, another person who reads Widdershins and OOTS! Also, why is it that I just typed Widdershins for the first time, as proved by my computer trying to auto-correct it to sidewinders?

    • Ocean Burning. 8 years ago archived

      It is sweet -- a lot of people called this, but it's just because we know Sid so well by now and what a sweetie he is.

      Oh Sid, never change.

  • Velgar 8 years ago archived

    So apparently he sees it now. I was wondering if that was the case. Now I of course wonder how did he start seeing it...

  • Anne-US 8 years ago archived

    Perhaps Sid has started a new trend in this universe: to have a familiar! I love how respectful Sid is of Magpie.

  • Gnauga 8 years ago archived

    I am thou... Thou art I...


    Thou hast acquired a new-- ooh, shiny!

  • Amy 8 years ago archived

    ... is that an Undertale reference in the description?

  • Bieeanshee 8 years ago archived

    Sid, you are a sweetheart.

  • Sanjay Merchant 8 years ago archived

    Dear Magpie,


    I'm sorry I called you annoying in the previous update's comment section. I will endeavor to do better in the future.


    -Sanjay

  • Sanjay Merchant 8 years ago archived

    What's the matter Greed? Can't you even...?

    • Ocean Burning. 8 years ago archived

      He can't even 😆

  • Sanjay Merchant 8 years ago archived

    This goes along with my theory about it trying to be helpful (note trying). Prior to this, the only time we've seen it steal money was while Sid was busking and specifically trying to get money. It just didn't realize that maybe just grabbing the lady's purse wasn't a great idea. I mean, it does often steal the thing Sid needs the most, like the keys to the manacles shackling him in a deathtrap.


    (And yes, when Sid doesn't need anything in particular, it has a tendency to just go for interesting things, like Thieves' Marks or Liar's Hearts or the like.)

    • Emily 8 years ago archived

      Stealing the screws from that lamp a few pages ago was probably an attempt to be helpful too - it was trying to participate in the fight by dropping the lamp on the bank robbers. It didn't realize that the fight was already over and that a loud crash at this point was not a good thing.


      Thinking back on some of the random things we've seen it steal when Sid doesn't need anything in particular, even the less flashy ones are often things that are important to the owner in some way - Ben's glasses and house keys, Vee's hair wrench, the key to the cellar at Eddie and Cat's house - so maybe the Magpie reads "this object matters to somebody" as "this is an interesting thing that Sid would like to have".

      • Archangel 8 years ago archived

        Both of your speculations seem quite sound to me. We'll see what happens. :)

    • Certified Cockblock 8 years ago archived

      Yeah, i think this is a summoning of "need" and the times it's messed up has been due to it being a malform (like the wallet). It's also easy to justify a greed as a need which is why it's been so easily influenced by greed!

      • Sanjay Merchant 8 years ago archived

        Never thought that could be the spirit it's derived (?) from! Perhaps it was originally intended as some kind of blessing? "May this child always find what he needs in life," kind of thing.

        • Certified Cockblock 8 years ago archived

          ooh I love that!

  • kuku 8 years ago archived

    Sid, you are an utter sweetheart.


    Magpie is intrigued.

  • rhapsha 8 years ago archived

    Birds can't talk. Good thing this is the physical manifestation of a human emotion. If this was an actual bird, Sid would be in real trouble.

    • billydaking 8 years ago archived

      I used to have finches. They gave me the same look. So...who knows? :-)

      • Euodiachloris 8 years ago archived

        Birds very much can manage wheels within wheels. nods Not for the most abstract of machinations, true. But, just watch 'em go clickitty-click when wheedling extra num-nums out of anybody... xD

        • Blahorga Slisk 8 years ago archived

          Some birds are quite a bit smarter than you'd expect. Part of the reason is that the neurons are packed much tighter in their brains than they are in most other animals. Ounce for ounce their brains are more efficient than for instance ours. So even though their brains may be tiny they pack a lot more in there than you'd think. There are however quite large differences between the species of bird. Crows and parrots seems to be among the most intelligent though.

    • camisu 8 years ago archived

      You clearly have not had much interaction with birds! Many of them can talk, and not only that, but demonstrate and understanding of what they are saying/doing.

  • SirCrash 8 years ago archived

    Love Sid! He's such a genuine and honest person...with absolutely no filter between brain and mouth. I can relate.

  • Athaic 8 years ago archived

    Greed: "What are you doing?"


    Isn't it obvious? Recognizing his faults, making amends, and endeavouring to do better.

    In short, rejecting a sin and greeting a virtue.

    While greeting a friend he didn't know he has.

  • Jeff 8 years ago archived

    It's crazy, but this page actually made me choke up a bit. Sid may be a hapless goofball sometimes, but he's also surprisingly wise.

  • JWLM 8 years ago archived

    Sid: "Oh, look, gun! New thing! Shiny!"


    I can see how he would be tied to Magpie.

  • Nightsbridge 8 years ago archived

    can sid save his friend from greed's grasp?

  • Nealend86 8 years ago archived

    And thus greed is undone by appealing for an act of charity.

  • JWLM 8 years ago archived

    I vote for adding a Magpie tag...

    • Ocean Burning. 8 years ago archived

      Spoilers......

  • Kare 8 years ago archived

    Anyone who really likes this sort of theme should probably go play Celeste after reading today's update.

  • CountSessine 8 years ago archived

    I love this page -- the colours and the expressions!


    I have a feeling that, while accepting the magpie is a big step forward, it's not the whole answer. There has to be at least one more complication coming. Its black feathers are still green-tinged.

    • Tikatu 8 years ago archived

      The other complication is McCavity.

  • DataProwler Netizen 8 years ago archived

    Greed, friendship was the true treasure all along.

  • =Tamar 8 years ago archived

    If he "steals" Greed's minion, will Greed appreciate the irony?

  • eliot goldstein 8 years ago archived

    When you're sad that no one else likes your favorite comic anymore then you realize that you have to click on the comments button to make them show up.

  • Dray 8 years ago archived

    Aww some of these buggerups are really adorable

  • Alectric 8 years ago archived

    I thought the bird was supposed to be a malform? How is it something that's a part of him he needs to accept, rather than a mishap that should finally be desummoned?

    • Jorbun 8 years ago archived

      Remember that spirits in this setting are manifestations of human traits. The magpie was probably a failed attempt at summoning one of Sid's primary traits, similar to when Nora's courage was summoned to fight Gluttony.

  • Johannes Hjortshøj 8 years ago archived

    Sure they can. It usually depends on the species, but bird song is a form of communication and therefore talk.

  • Rulebook Lawyer 8 years ago archived

    Bird spirit: "But ... I ... like ... shinny .... things."

  • Emily 8 years ago archived

    I like how in the first panel Lei and Wolfe look worried, but Vee and Ben are still wearing their matching glowers (possibly because neither of them is a big fan of Sid, or just because they're fed up with this day).

    • Anne-US 8 years ago archived

      I do love their expressions! I think they are slightly suspicious of Lei, hence the expressions. After all, she had just been helping Macavity.

  • Dud 8 years ago archived

    Sooooo. The bird is part of Sid - Sid is part bird, Does this mean that Sid can lay eggs?

  • Shee Soon Theng 6 years ago archived

    And thus Sidney falls back on one of his defining traits... TO MAKE FRIEEEEENNNDDDSS!! \\o/

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