December 4th, 2020
December 4th, 2020
4 Dec 2020 · page 1038 of 1306

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Cast: Lei Feng, Verity Cunningham

Comments (59)

  • SpitefulFox 5 years ago archived

    That sure isn't an ominous name for a boat.

  • Sturzkampf 5 years ago archived

    Glad to see the ship has proper sails. You can’t trust these new-fangled steam engines.

  • Carcharadon 5 years ago archived

    Because "I have a bad feeling about this" was slightly too long for the name plate?

  • Nah 5 years ago archived

    Will they solve a murder mystery on a boat? Or a theft on a boat? I want them to do crazy boat shenanigans

    • Kate A 5 years ago archived

      my outline for this chapter for a while literally included the word "boatcrimes"

      • billydaking 5 years ago archived

        Retitled by Lei: "Death on the Nope"

      • Nah 5 years ago archived

        That is the single greatest bit of news I could have heard

      • Valron513 5 years ago archived

        Those are the best kind of notes.

      • Bert Cornelissen 5 years ago archived

        The primary boatcrime being of course calling a ship a boat. ;p

    • Sturzkampf 5 years ago archived

      Shiny ship like that? I was thinking more 'Titanic'.

      • Emily 5 years ago archived

        Given that the cover of this volume has them in a lifeboat...

      • NotPiffany 5 years ago archived

        I'm sure I wasn't the only one who immediately checked the nameplate for Titanic, Brittanic, or Oceanic.

        • BrokenEye 5 years ago archived

          I was going to, but then I noticed that it was too small to be the Titanic or the Brittanic, didn't have enough smokestacks, the sails were too prominent, it had that the pointy bit at the front that I don't know the name of and those greenhouse looking structures on the top, which the Titanic and her sisters didn't have.


          I dunno what the Oceanic looks like.

          • allynia6 5 years ago archived

            This ship looks older than the Titanic, more late 19th century than early 20th century. The Titanic sank in 1912, but I’d put this one in the 1870s. The spar on the bow is called a bowsprit, and it fell out of use as steam engines got better and the sails and masts got smaller and less important.

            • Ratatosk 5 years ago archived

              In fact a ship built in 1927 looks almost the same. It was the luxury cruising ship Stella Polaris - she became a legend and survived nearly 80 years before she sank.



              [http://thegreatoceanliners....](http://thegreatoceanliners.com/articles/stella-polaris/ "http://thegreatoceanliners.com/articles/stella-polaris/")

              • BrokenEye 5 years ago archived

                That's quite a name.

              • allynia6 5 years ago archived

                The sails on the Stella Pollara are a lot smaller relative to the size of the ship, though, and the rigging is configured differently (note the loss of the shrouds, the ladder-like lines coming off the mast that can be climbed - this suggests that the sails can be hoisted up from the deck, something that didn’t come about until the 20th century). The Good Intentions looks like a mid- to late- 19th century sailing ship with an engine added. For a Victorian-era ship, Kate really nailed it.

                • Kate A 5 years ago archived

                  thanks, it's heavily, heavily based on a real on but i'm not letting on which til someone guesses :3

                  • allynia6 5 years ago archived

                    Ok here's my guess: the Tartar, built by the Union Line in 1883 to run between England and the Cape of Good Hope, in South Africa. Ran aground in 1907 after being rammed by another ship.


                    • Kate A 5 years ago archived

                      no, but the years are quite close

        • JWLM 5 years ago archived

          I actually looked for "Mauritania" or "Lusitania".

  • Sir_Krackalot 5 years ago archived

    Guess who's going to hell?~

    • TachyonCode 5 years ago archived

      Where we're going, we don't need roads...

    • Composer 99 5 years ago archived

      I was coming here just to crack this joke, and it's already been done! Alas!


      (Also, well done, you and TachyonCode.)

    • BCB 5 years ago archived

      Nope! There is no pavement on the ocean, so no way this can be the road to hell!

  • Darkoneko Hellsing 5 years ago archived

    hmm, murder mysteries in closed space.

  • Greenwood Goat 5 years ago archived

    SS Good Intentions: Hey, I'll ship you! First class, too!


    >:=)>

  • Disloyal Subject 5 years ago archived

    ...what kind of_nutter_ christens a ship the Good Intentions?!


    This will end in tears.

    • GristleMcNerd 5 years ago archived

      Doomy McDoomface was already taken

    • rcalmy 5 years ago archived

      Either someone with literally zero irony in their soul or someone who has it coming out of their pores. There is no middle ground.

    • DataProwler Netizen 5 years ago archived

      Lei Fang will cry in no less than three occasions on this boat...

    • Athaic 5 years ago archived

      Some Culture spaceships may name themselves on there lines, but you would feel the sarcasm oozing off the ship from the next solar system.

      • Lord of the Sword 5 years ago archived

        Another Culture fan! I see us so rarely. And I guess Mistake Not My Current State Of Joshing Gentle Peevishness For The Awesome And Terrible Majesty Of The Towering Seas Of Ire That Are Themselves The Milquetoast Shallows Fringing My Vast Oceans Of Wrath wouldn't have fit.

        • JWLM 5 years ago archived

          How about There Being No Roads in Space, I Proceed With Good Intentions

      • autonomousAscension 5 years ago archived

        I don't know, Good Intentions just has a little too much gravitas, you know?

      • Emanate Hieromech 5 years ago archived

        Another apt name might be Fate Amenable To Change.

    • BrokenEye 5 years ago archived

      After what happened to the Forever Lost II, III, IV and V, they figured it was time for a slightly different approach (and as for the original, no one's quite sure what happened to that one).

    • Moe Lane 5 years ago archived

      A nascent Bond-style supervillain?

    • Overkillengine 5 years ago archived

      Could have been worse, could have named it the Event Horizon.

      • Wyvern 5 years ago archived

        Or the Icarus. That's just asking for trouble.

  • Moe Lane 5 years ago archived

    Well, I think we can finally lock down, once and for all, that the Widdershins universe is significantly more technologically developed at this point than IOT.

    • Kathy Kemmish 5 years ago archived

      Not by much. The White Star Line of Titanic fame started in 1845, and by 1873 had 6 iron steamships making the Atlantic Run from Liverpool to America. They had a total of 16 ocean liners built and operating before the Titanic was even on the planning board.

      • Moe Lane 5 years ago archived

        Not that. Look at the utility poles to the left. Those are either electrical power lines, or telegraph lines (more likely). Even assuming the latter that's mid-t0-late '40s tech, right there. At this point IOT Morse hasn't published his code yet, even.

        • Moe Lane 5 years ago archived

          Also: I love this comic (it is in my top five), and on the days it updates I obsessively refresh the page as soon as I can possibly justify it.

          • qrr 5 years ago archived

            I highly recommend an RSS reader. It can obsess for you!

          • Fairportfan 5 years ago archived

            Someone on the old "Wapsi Square" forum had a .sig that said "F5 ... Is the comic up yet? ... F5 ... Is the comic up yet? ..."

      • D 5 years ago archived

        By a considerable amount - look up the pictures of some of those early steamships.


        The Sidewheeler they arrived in wasn't too far off 'though rather tall for her length.

        This - er, thing, looks like a 1930's harbour yacht dialled up 'till the knob drops off. (Harbour yacht: Millionaire's vessel designed to look good when lived on in harbour, the owner travelled to the tbe next harbour by other means whilst his crew suffered her appalling sea-keeping on passage.)

        Clipper bow with excessive bowsprit, undersized masts with 1920's style superstructure to prevent spreading enough sail to be of use - and despite our knowing she carries at least one boat there's no boat deck so in extremis most passengers are going to have to swim for it. She is gong to roll like a pig and, frankly I wouldn't step on board unless she was resting safely on the mud at low tide.

        Moe Lane is right about the timeline, this harbourfront couldn't exist before the first world war in our time line and this vessel not until the 1920's - but no shippng line would buy her.

        The most likely candidate port, New York, never looked like this in our timeline but the flags tend to rule out the south.

        This is Widdershins time at the most extreme that we have seen so far.

        • Fairportfan 5 years ago archived

          "Harbour yacht" - love it!


          Never heard it before, but as described it's pretty the much nautical equivalent of "hangar queen" {I.e., the F35}.

  • Bert Cornelissen 5 years ago archived

    What a large ship, very majestic, or gargantuan, or gigantic, or something like that.

  • Darrell Impey 5 years ago archived

    And when that moves out of the way you'll be able to see their actual vessel.

  • JWLM 5 years ago archived

    Gosh, Kate, couldn't you have picked a less ominous name? Like, I don't know, Titanic? Olympic? Britannic? All three?

  • ELiiSE 5 years ago archived

    Somehow, this ship will make the titanic look like a kiddie pool accident.

  • Clint 5 years ago archived

    That is an Incredible Ship! I spent 10 minutes just oooing and ahhing over her! Then I saw the name.

    Feh, I don't care! She is as beautiful as a sunrise and I'd book passage on her. Just not on the maiden voyage.


    Any chance of you doing a full portside drawing of her?

  • InkyZuzi 5 years ago archived

    okay, but like did Verity actually get tickets for both of them? Or is she gonna try to get on board without paying?

    • Emily 5 years ago archived

      My theory is that someone traveling on the boat needs the services of a bounty hunter and hired Vee (and Lei) to come along.

  • BrokenEye 5 years ago archived

    So they're not staying in the US? I may have to widen my search somewhat

    • Mékinac 5 years ago archived

      Probably not going to the Canadas (they are two provinces in the 1830s), since they have direct shiplines from Liverpool to Quebec City at this time, and no customs for British citizens.

  • Wyvern 5 years ago archived

    I wonder how she's able to write in her diary while carrying a pile of luggage. She must have a third hand tucked away somewhere.

  • Fairportfan 5 years ago archived

    I'm trying to recall when screw propellors came into general use.


    HMMM. Brunel's Great Britain, in 1843, was the first screw-driven ocean-going vessel; his later Great Eastern {1859}, OTOH, was a side-wheeler.

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